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Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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