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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement. - Amit Kalantri

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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