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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement. - Amit Kalantri

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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