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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement. - Amit Kalantri

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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