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Tired Flagpole

School invents new game of tire horseshoes

Tired Flagpole thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine. - David Letterman


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