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Train Tie

Train conductors go loco - not sure about motive

Train Tie thanks to Jim Serritella

What happens when neither party concedes victory

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. - H G Wells

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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