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Tree Tattoo

Are you falling for or rooting for this tattoo?

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brain Dead - lost its foliage

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tattoo Root SystemBrain Dead - lost its foliage

Elena turns over a new leaf
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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz


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