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Two Feet of Snow in Seattle

Global Warming takes a step backward in the Pacific Northwest

Two Feet of Snow in Seattle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Snowfall in January 2012... hmmm... looks similar to the 2010 snowfall below...

Two Feet of Snow in Seattle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Snowfall in February 2010

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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