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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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