#1 humor site on the 'net

Ultimate Manwich

These in'greed'ients belong in the Heart Attack Grill

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

In“greed”ients: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 Ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms, an onion, 1lb of bacon, 1lb of Swiss cheese, butcher paper and foil wrap

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Hollow out the bread

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Cook meats, mushrooms & onions - try to leave the steaks a little rare

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Shove two of the steaks into the bread

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Sauce the steak, different on each side - use half thick worchestershire sauce and half Dijon mustard and horse radish sauce

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Add a layer of all of the bacon

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

... a layer of Swiss cheese

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Then add the other steak, along with the juices from the pan

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

... a little more sauce

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Top off with more Swiss

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Put the top of the loaf back on

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Wrap in butcher’s paper

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Wrap in foil

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Now add weight (suggest 140lbs) and let it sit for 4 hours

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Take weight off, and wait...

Ultimate Manwich thanks to Jim Serritella

Take weight off, and wait...

Next stop: ICU

QuotaBills
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


Stairway Roots

Meals On Wheels

Transmission Line Parallel Bars

Worst Aid

Mexican Recliners

Size Matters

Leadership Skills

Bottom Dweller

Gene Lifeguard

Portable Shower

Cut-Off Deadline

Kid Disposal

Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Why Elk Have Long Antlers

Biting Shoes

Romanian Auto Safety

New Player

Hoser

Garden Gnome

Hotel Waterfall

Security Guard

Real FootBall

Burger King Street

SkeleChair