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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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