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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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