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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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