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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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