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Uplifting Water Dispenser thanks to Jim Serritella

Counting on your friend for a drink from the water cooler

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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