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Uplifting Water Dispenser

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Uplifting Water Dispenser thanks to Jim Serritella

Counting on your friend for a drink from the water cooler

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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Designer Shoes

1954 Prom Queen

Marshmallow Crop

'Do Not Read' Sign

Don't Ever Give Up

Amsterdam House Poles

Puzzle Makers

Baseball Slugger

Bear Print

Neck Exercises to do at the Computer

Geek Coffin

Sidewalk Jammies

Nature Calls

Son's Sun Protector

Something Wong

Camping For Seniors

Rinse Ride

Balanced Writer

Charlottetown Fire Truck

Crane Wreck

UK Credit Crunch

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Water On Steps