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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway


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