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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill


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