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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - C.E. Montague

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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