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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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