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Value Added Cheese

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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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