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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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