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Violint Endings

1928 Tommy Gun in a custom violin case

Violint Endings thanks to Keith Blake

Al Kapone played to a different kind of music - just in case

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Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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