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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph W. Sockman

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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