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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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