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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

Practice makes perfect in the Learner's Lineup

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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