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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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