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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

Practice makes perfect in the Learner's Lineup

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph W. Sockman

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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