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Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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