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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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