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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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