#1 humor site on the 'net

What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

Don't miss out on Bubba's 'Missing Math' Deal

QuotaBills
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


Clever Man

Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions

Chicago Bears Win Stanley Cup

Loch-Risti Weather Forecasting Stone

Skateboarding Duck

Hospital Gown Insurance

Mobile Swamp Home

Spring Rolls

Circle Stroke Bikes

Sad TP

Concrete Guestrooms

Spiderman Face Cup

Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Waterfront Icons

Redneck Backhoe Operator

Shanty Town, New Zealand - Potty Pic

Modern Love Affair

Sleepmobile

Osoyoos Sasquatch

Wal-Mart Job Application

Wired Cars

Limit Of Two

Facebook Red Light

Suspended Bedroom