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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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