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What A Deal

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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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