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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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