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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

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