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We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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