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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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