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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young thanks to Mike King

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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