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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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