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Wicked Stawm

Meanwhile, in New Hampshire...

Wicked Stawm thanks to Keith Blake

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. - Dorothy Parker

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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