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Wine Aerobics

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Kitchen excercise always precedes a good bottle of wine

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke


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