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Work Siesta

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Work Siesta thanks to Keith Blake

Where work is a distant priority

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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