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Work Siesta

Both bucket loaders need a nap

Work Siesta thanks to Keith Blake

Where work is a distant priority

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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