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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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