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Zombies Can't Swim

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Zombies Can't Swim thanks to Keith Blake

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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