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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten


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