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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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