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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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