#1 humor site on the 'net

A Resting Lawn

Everything is relaxed on a Celebrity Cruise Ship

A Resting Lawn thanks to Ken Ward

Signs of a rest-full vacation

QuotaBills
Take it easy, but take it. - Woody Guthrie

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


Matching Receipt

Graffiti Removing Graffiti

How To Make Holy Water

Anti-Theft Car Device

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Can You See It?

Bird Chocolate

Keyboard Seating

Griller Bees

Dock Giraffe

My Mom's The Best

Morse Code Portrait Illusion

Guarded Nights

Redneck Hummer

THIRTEEN

Sea Girl

Lord Of The Fries

Wannabe Mini

Fish Bowl Cleaner

Marital Rating Chart - Husband

Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

Squirrel Gymnast

Economic Stimulation

Financial Meltdown