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Almost Made In China

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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