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Almost Made In China

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Almost Made In China thanks to Barry McCartney

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


What Happened?

Wet Insect

Teahouse of the August Moon

Server Tray

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

Lowdown Volvo

Drone Crossing

Prince Bag

Ghetto Hammock

Tea Remedy

Cooking For Guys

Sun Dial Fail

I Like Cooking

Wine Secret

Lean Beer

Tip Discount

Cake Message

Where Astronauts Hang Out

In Deep Water

Travel Mints

Kelpies

Late Lecture

Throne Games

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