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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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