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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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