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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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