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Almost Made In China

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Almost Made In China thanks to Barry McCartney

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Redneck Cupboard

Homeless Signs

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