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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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