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Good words to live by

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The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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