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Good words to live by

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett


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