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Good words to live by

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One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie


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