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Good words to live by

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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