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An Apple A Day

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Keeping customers away

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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