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Ancient Thing Store

English shopper alert at an Asian antique store

Ancient Thing Store thanks to Roy Turkington

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

We can never tell what is in store for us. - Harry S Truman

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. - Steven Wright

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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