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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg