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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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