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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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