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Angry Birds

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Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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