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Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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