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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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