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Animal Rings

Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits

Animal Rings thanks to Keith Blake

Tree surgeon at work

Aging peeled back one layer at a time

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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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