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Aussie Road Safety

Do you drive like a w'Anchor?

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Australian country roads need safer drivers (at least from Adelaide to Grampians)

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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