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The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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