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Auto Repair Pricing

Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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