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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. - Unknown

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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