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Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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