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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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