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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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