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In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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