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Bacon Flowchart

Should you eat that bacon?

Bacon Flowchart thanks to Howard Chapman

Angels frolicking on your taste buds

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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