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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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