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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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