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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

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Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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