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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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