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A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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