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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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