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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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