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Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

Behind The Scenes thanks to Keith Blake

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Redneck Cupboard

Homeless Signs

Floor Store

Mary Go Round

City Beach Castle

Rescue Pup

Your Meal Is Ready

Bicycle Water Bottle Holder

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