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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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