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Best Kind Of Antique

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Best Kind Of Antique thanks to Keith Blake

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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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