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Best Kind Of Antique

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Never complain about getting old; it is denied many. - Dal Richards

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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