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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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