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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

Do yourself and your Doctor a flavor favor

American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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