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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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