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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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