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Big Foot Returns to The Screen

A Canadian actor never flat-footed for a photo op

Big Foot Returns to The Screen thanks to Keith Blake

Jim Carey at the pre-Oscar viewing

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There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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