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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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