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Book Carvings

Book surgeon finds hidden 3D talent amid old pages

Book Carvings thanks to Jim Serritella

Artist carves niche for himself

Putting old books to new use
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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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