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Book Carvings

Book surgeon finds hidden 3D talent amid old pages

Book Carvings thanks to Jim Serritella

Artist carves niche for himself

Putting old books to new use
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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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