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Book Carvings

Book surgeon finds hidden 3D talent amid old pages

Book Carvings thanks to Jim Serritella

Artist carves niche for himself

Putting old books to new use
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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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