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The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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