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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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