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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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