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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Every novel should have a beginning, a muddle, and an end. - Peter De Vries

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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