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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Every novel should have a beginning, a muddle, and an end. - Peter De Vries

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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