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I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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