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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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