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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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