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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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