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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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