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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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