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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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