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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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