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Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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