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Brain Logic

Head games - giving your brain a workout

Brain Logic thanks to Roy Taylor

Logic puzzles that can be solved by deduction

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide


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