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BrickManship

When next best is cheapest and good enough

BrickManship thanks to Dan Pierce, Ohio

Bypassing the middleman - cheating at bricks

Your choice: to buy a brand name or a knockoff product

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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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