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Buddha Pear

Fruit art in Thailand

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Some would rather sculpt it than eat it

Turning fruit into religion

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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